That'll Buff Out

Kinja'd!!! "sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg)
04/18/2016 at 18:39 • Filed to: Oops

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This happened in my city today.

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Auto theft, particularly of those that are left unoccupied and running, has been unusually high in St. Petersburg this year. Thankfully, none of the kids these days know how to drive a manual, so The Ranger is safe.

Completely unrelated... As I was sitting in my front porch typing this, a yellow McLaren drove by. My neighborhood is great.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:41

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Apparently Mustang owners are now trying to compensate fr the memes by helping the community. That is, assuming the perps didn’t just happen to be passing by their local Cars & Coffee.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:41

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We should thank these teens. They know that to stop Mustang murders you should be grounded to the ground.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:45

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It’s always a f*cking Camry ...


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:48

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THE SPELL IS BROKEN!!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:51

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Camry...Mustang...unstoppable force...immovable object


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:51

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To be honest, the Camry (with the 4 banger) is let down by the crappy tires it has and the transmission. No way they’ll be able to outrun a Florida spec Cocaine dealer repo turned cop car


Kinja'd!!! Kurt Bradley > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 18:52

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:00

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The heroic camry gave its life to save the pedestrians.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:00

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I’ve been wondering how long the police left them like this. If I was in charge of the crime scene, I’d do my best to leave them in place all day.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:01

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Hmm. Ironic.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:02

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The Camry was merely coming to the aid of some unwitting pedestrians the Mustang had seen.

#TrueStoryBruv


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:03

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No longer grounded to the ground.


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:08

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“Honestly our investigators are not very sure how this accident could have been possible. Every single one of the past 56 accidents this week involving Mustangs has been the fault of the Mustang driver.

“Another fact compounding this investigation is that we have not been able to identify a Cars & Coffee event in the area today, which would have caused a Mustang to lose control on a straight road,” said St. Petersburg Sheriff’s Deputy Flo Rida.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:16

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Is it wrong that when I saw St. Petersburg, I immediately thought Russia even though the cars were a Camry and a Mustang?


Kinja'd!!! jimz > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 19:32

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I saw pictures of the aftermath after someone rolled over their Taurus in a parking lot.

They rolled a Taurus in a parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 21:52

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This is awesome! Also, I'm learning there are quite a few Florida Oppos. Hi from Tampa


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 22:00

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Take that Mustang!!


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > TDogg
04/18/2016 at 22:13

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I was in Tampa forever and ever, Seminole Heights for maybe 14 years. But I reside in The Burg now, two years this summer.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > haveacarortwoorthree2
04/18/2016 at 22:14

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No. If there was a dashcam, it would have been Russia.


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > sonicgabe
04/18/2016 at 22:21

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We actually just moved to South Seminole Heights about a month ago actually (just over a year in Tampa). St Pete is cool, but I would hate commuting to Tampa